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Jeff Bezos’ transient journey into house kicks off Galaxy Price of Jokes on Twitter

Jeff Bezos’ getaway Space inspired as many jokes as there are stars in the universe on Tuesday.

The Amazon Founder, somehow blown up into space with his private rocket company Blue Origin.

He was supported by his brother Mark, aerospace pioneer Wally Funk, and 18-year-old Oliver Daemen – but most of the jokes on Twitter were reserved for the billionaire.

The jokes contained references to Bezos’ recent divorce, reported on the treatment of Amazon employees and use of tax breaks as well the resemblance of the rocket to part of the male anatomy.

Get sucked into a black hole of exhilaration below:

It’s hard to imagine a better divorce outcome than getting $ 50 billion and then your ex literally leaves the planet

– Muscle Skoals (@MuscleSkoals) July 19, 2021

If your ex has to go into space because of it, you won the divorce

– Queen of the Moth Festival (@amyis_trying) July 20, 2021

Jeff Bezos didn’t even fly into space! he just got super high, for which nobody congratulates me?

– Lauren Chanel (@MichelleHux) July 20, 2021

In general, good journalistic practice needs to be clinical and verbose.

FALSE: “Jeff Bezos took off in a Dong rocket.”

CORRECT: “… rocket that looked like a piece of male genitalia, and not the testicles to be precise; we’re talking about the penis here. “

– Danielle Kurtzleben (@titonka) July 20, 2021

At least billionaire Jeff Bezos designed his space probe to look like a tail to let aliens know that someone was on board.

– Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) July 20, 2021

Fast! Everyone in the camp uses the toilet!

– Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) July 20, 2021

Where does Jeff Bezos get all this money from to go into space? That rich son of a bitch. I am disgusted. I hate him. My Amazon parcel is also late for the fourth time this week. I’m so crazy

– Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) July 20, 2021

Jeff Bezos has been in space for 5 minutes – or as it is known in the Amazon warehouse, your allotted break time for a 16 hour day

– The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 20, 2021

Today’s space flight was 11 minutes longer than a toilet break for Amazon employees.

– Riley Silverman (@rileyjsilverman) July 20, 2021

Sure, it’s cool to go into space, but have you ever tried paying income tax?

– Liz Plank (@feministabulous) July 20, 2021

He really said he was going all the way into space and then just did the tip ……. Who does that

– Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) July 20, 2021

Jeff even got your rocket sharks with fucking laser beams on their heads I mean honestly throw me a bone here pic.twitter.com/CePHbgSCOw

– Kelly Bachman (@bellykachman) July 20, 2021

Anyone who hates on Bezos is not allowed to have a spaceship.

– Tim Dillon (@TimJDillon) July 20, 2021

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